Tuesday, September 05, 2006

It's me or the dog?

ello there doggies,
Isnt it amazing how many people are actually afraid of dogs, and i was thinking this could be a 'GREAT' advantage for us dogs =] It could help us take over the humans imagine this No more baths, NO more having to sit, NO more getting brushed and NO more not being allowed to get on the lounge wouldnt it be great.
But there are also some bad things about this such as NO more getting taken to the vet when your sick, NO big bones, NO walkies and NO driving in the car with your head sticking out the window smelling all those great smells oh sorry back to the point....so i will let you guys decide on this TAKE OVER THE WORLD or STAY THE SAME!?
flossy xoxoxo


Boo Boo said...

I want to stay the same ... well, at least I wait to be served, I can have big bones, food, rides ... and lots of goodies :)

Ok, I am lazy to rule the world

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Flossy,

If we take over the world we could order our humans to do all those other things like take us to the Vet etc :-)

Check out Opy's blog - I have answered your glucosamine question over there :-)


Charlie Kelley-Church said...

flossy- point out to your mum & dad that if you go to the bark park you will be so tired from all that playing with other dogs that you won't have the energy to chew things up!


e said...

If we take over the world, does this mean I'll have to go to work while humans stay at home and sit on the front porch, faff around in the garden and sleep all day?
I've never been to work. Is it hard? Will there be lots of meaty bones and yummy treats there???

love, Fei

Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Fei- according to my mom, there are no meaty bones and treats at work, at least for the job she does. She works on a computer all day long. She works in a building that doesn't even have any windows. Like being in a covered crate all day. Sounds dreadful but she does it to earn dog & cat food coupons for me and the kitty sibs so I know she loves me. I know I could not do it. I enjoy being out in my yard, chasing birds all day long!

Tigersan said...

But me like getting brushed ;)

I am still in though, if you do decide to go that route :)

e said...

CKC, yikes!!! crate..no meaty bones...no yummy num nums...ARGH!!! what kind of world is this WORK?

Sam I Am said...

I dont'know about taking over the world butI know Dogs have their own bakeries, resorts, daycares and now they're taking over the internet!! Woof-Woof

Lot's of Lick's

Dachsies Rule said...

We are with Opy! Take over the world and make the humans do all that stuff anyway! We can have the best of everything. And Mom has to let us sleep in the big bed!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy